The theater darkens, the credits begin, a stirring theme song plays. You settle back in your seat and think "Gee, this might actually be quite good after all . . ."
Two hours later you leave the cinema, pissed off and wanting your money back. This week's List is dedicated to those films that rely on that most underestimated marketing tool: The theme song.
The List sends a big shout out to Mr T of Golders Green, whose assistance was invaluable in figuring out how to embed the Youtube videos seen below into the post.
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me - U2From the film Batman Forever (1995)
The song:Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me was an unfinished track from U2's 1993 concept album
Zooropa. The lyrics deal with commercialism and empty celebrity, making the song a good thematic bridge between
Zooropa and the band's next album,
Pop. So then, nothing at all to do with a millionaire playboy who dresses up as a giant bat to fight criminals?
But the film:In 1995, Warner Bros. studio executives were concerned that the commercial failure of 1993's
Batman Returns threatened the survival of their lucrative Batfranchise. Their solution? Throw Batshitloads of money at the Batproblem and hope it would Batsolve itself. The resulting Joel Schumacher-directed
Batman Forever was camp, garish, nonsensical trash. How trashy? They put nipples on the batsuit, ferchrissakes!
3 Comments:
'with his distrust of the 'honky government', juvenile sense of humour, and seemingly unquenchable sexual appetite, is a prime example of this paradox'
You've got to be kidding dude. I've met a few solicitors and they're all as mixed up as you.
Have you ever met an American black without a distrust of the honky government, a juvenile sense of humour or an unquenchable appetite for sex? Ha Ha.
And I'm not talking about Hollywood where blacks are only ever shown as rocket scientists or saviours. Name one you've actually met????????
Oh and best movie song ever from crap movie. Skyhigh by Jigsaw. From 'The man from Hong kong'
To respond to the person above who, apparently, believes that the racist stereotype that blacks are paranoiac puerile priapists is in fact true, and that Hollywood only portrays blacks positively: I'm not quite sure whether you're trolling or whether you genuinely hold those beliefs, but I assume you're not serious because your comment reminds me of a Mr Burns quote from the Simpsons Movie: "At last, for once the rich white man is in control!"
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